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Italjet 50 Microbike - custom mini bike
Designed by Kenton Breeze - owned and run by Tim Pestridge
Introduction
I
bought the Italjet Pakaway from a friend back in early 1993 from the
back of his lock-up in Baginton, Warwickshire, where the little Italjet
had sat languishing for months in the darkness, dismantled in three
different cardboard boxes.
This might sound terribly sad, but it was a case of love at first sight.
Peering into one of the torn boxes in the semi-light, it took only a few glimpses
of the bikes chunky-cheeky little tires and miniature chrome handlebars for
me to determine this little bike and I would strike a relationship that would
run and run.
Kenton (that was the owners name) was a busy man, and had another garage full
of bikes including a GPz900 which he once let me ride back from Stratford on
Avon. Hence it was not a difficult decision to let me buy the bike in it's
half-finished state for £25.
The idea behind the bike was a joint one between Kenton and a friend,
who had decided to cut-down the little foldaway bike and weld it up
in a permanently reduced state. The
result, although bearing a strong resemblance to an Airfix kit with
several bits missing and no instructions was complete enough for me
to resume the building of the bike in my garage, sourcing missing parts
from dusty shelves in motorbike dealers across the Midlands.
After some months the whole thing was coming together nicely (see picture),
and after giving the engine a good once over my father and I tentatively started
her up. The tiny 50cc Moto-Morini engine was basic in the extreme, and required
only a thimbleful of 2 stroke oil and petrol. It seemed to work, and although
it took another few days of fiddling with carb settings and premix, we eventually
had a tiny bike that would power an adult up and down the close at the back
of our house for at least fifteen minutes before it would overheat.
I had the biggest grin on my face knowing I had succeeded in raising this bike
from the back of a shed to a running vehicle. It was a fantastic feeling, which
onlookers seemed to share too.
I didn't realise it at the time, but this little bike was set to delight
the general public at large, raising eyebrows all around the Midlands
and Devon, and eventually to gain respectable coverage in the national
press. It was to become the only motorbike I've ever owned that could
draw crowds of people no matter what it was parked next to. Ferrari?
Everyone's seen one. Porsche? Yes, yes, all very well, but a road-legal
14-inch high motorbike in purple? That was something people seemed
to deem worth a second look.
Famous
for being small
After a struggle I managed to finish the bike completely, and FOB
771V regained an MOT, largely thanks to the MOT tester laughing so
much he signed the certificate without complaint. I was over the moon.
I rode and rode that little bike up and Leamington Spa high street,
relishing the smiles and laughs, and wondering how on earth something
this fun could be legal.
People would literally stop in their tracks, point, scream, laugh, grin or
mutter to each other as I rode by looking like a gorilla on child's bicycle.
Everyone did a double-take, and heads would swing round once, twice, three
times to register what they had just seen. I know I looked like something out
of the circus, but it was so much fun, so unlike ordinary life on the road
where everyone blends in and keeps their eyes straight ahead for fear of upsetting
someone's road rage that I found it irresistible to ride, and rode it whenever
I had the opportunity.
Not long after it was completed, I was flagged down by roving reporter
Jason Tilley from a local newspaper, who insisted on taking photos
and a story on the spot. I agreed, and the result can be seen below.
And so it was that the bike's story made not only the front page of
the Leamington Evening Telegraph in the August of 1993, but several
other regional papers in Rugby and the Midlands. I was famous, in a
'there's the bloke with the small bike' way. Although this fame didn't
pay immediately, what it did do is raise public interest in the area,
and a local motorbike dealership approached me and inquired if I allow
them to use it in their window display whilst I was on summer holiday.
At this point the bike was painted in Hammerite, a stopgap measure
which I had done due to lacking the patience necessary to wait for
a proper spray-job.
We struck a deal, in which in return for the publicity they would gain from
displaying the bike they agreed to send the bike to the famous 'Dream Machine'
bike spay shop where I could have the bike sprayed in a colour of my choice.
I went for Vance & Hines purple and yellow as seen on many racing Yamaha
motorbikes, and was delighted with the results on my return.
Mixing it with the big boys
I was studying at Exeter Art College in Devon, and easily found room
for the little Italjet in my shared student house in Exeter. It wasn't
long before I was scooting around Exeter on it, and raising not only
public interest and attention from my peers, but the Police showed
an interest as well.
I was always well prepared to be pulled over, and naturally assumed it an inevitability
when riding something so distinctively bizarre. I was given the blue's and
two's treatment on the way back from college on afternoon by two traffic cops
in a monstrous Vauxhall Carlton. They strolled over to me as I dismounted (stood-up)
from the bike in the shadow of the huge police patrol car. They were clearly
amused, and one in particular was laughing out loud. The conversation went
something like; "We had to stop you just to have a look at yer bike, you
looked like a gnome on a stick going up the road, we were laughing so much." I
joined in laughing, always the best policy, and assured them I was a serious
motorcyclist with a 750 Yamaha in the garage and so on, but they weren't interested.
They just wanted to look at the bike. In fact, to my amazement, they didn't
even check my documents. Would you believe to this day in all the miles I've
done on it, not one policeman has asked to see my documents.
I bet they will now I've written that.
A week or two after the police stopped me, for a bit of fun I sent
the picture of my bike to the local paper, the infamous Express & Echo.
It was no surprise that they jumped at the chance of featuring the
bike, and shot it straight onto the front page in colour. I was chuffed.
On the day it hit the paper, my college faced a barrage of calls from
the National newspapers, and another reporter was down at the college
to interview me the same morning.
Questions were asked, measurements taken, and my pleadings for renumeration
were ignored. Fame doesn't always lead to fortune it seemed. But it was to
my surprise to find that that same story along with the photos he'd taken appeared
all over the country, not to mention gaining an entire page in my regular motorcycle
paper - Motorcycle News (see below.)

Other nationals included in their pages, including:
The Mirror
The People
The Daily Star
Today
...And several other minor local papers including the Western Daily
Press. I was certainly pleased, and felt myself becoming quite the
self-publicist. Sadly, despite the headline 'Guiness book of Records
achiever', when it came down to the crunch a chap on a smaller mini-moto
bike which he registered for the road on a Q-plate and rode around
a roundabout a few times for Performance Bike magazine pipped me at
the post. I bet he didn't use it on the road half as much as I did.
The longest trip I ever attempted was a butt-wrenching ride to Exmouth and
back from Exeter whilst at college. Boy oh boy, did I get cramped up on that
trip. Besides, I was scared stiff of running out of fuel; the tank is anything
but large.
Prize Moment
I suspect one of my most memorable moments on my little microbike
or baby-bike as we affectionately called it was a trip to Mallory Park
race circuit. We
simply picked the bike up and plopped it on the back seat, making sure
you've got a bit of rag on the seat to catch any oil leaks (it is Italian
you see.) At the lunch break the racing stopped, but to ensure the
crowds on this sunny afternoon were kept entertained, the organisers
invited anyone in the crowd with an Italian motorbike to come along
a ride a few laps around the hallowed circuit. Dad and I looked at
each other, and then dashed back to the car, removed the Italjet, kicked
it into life and sped off to join the Ducatis and Moto Guzzis lining
up for their chance to hit the tarmac.
As I pulled up at the back of the queue I must have looked like a cartoon character,
as they all started roaring with laughter, and parted down the middle, encircling
me and the little Italjet so the scrutineers wouldn't see me until it as too
late. And so it was that the gates opened, and I moved forward onto Mallory
Park's circuit with the roar of tens of Italian motorbikes around my ears.
A proud moment for both me and the little Italian Italjet, which must have
been as overjoyed as I was to be sharing the track with the cream of Italian
machinery.
For
a little 1970's moped designed to transport Italian housewives
the mile into their local village for a baguette, this little
bike has led quite a interesting life so far.
Long may it entertain!
Pictured here (left) seen at popular bikers hangout Stratford on Avon on a
dry Sunday afternoon. No matter how big the opposition, the little Italjet
always seemed to draw the stares.
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